A Bunch Of Amateurs
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Audition Dates & Times
Familiarisation
Sunday 3rd August 2025
2.00pm - 4.00pm
Auditions
Tuesday 5th August 2025
7:30pm - 10pm
Synopsis
Washed-up Hollywood star Jefferson Steel (Burt Reynolds) is deceived by his agent into playing King Lear in an amateur community production in a small English town. Expecting a suite at a fancy hotel, the actor finds himself lodging in a bed and breakfast. Steel's arrogance and pretensions barely allow him to conform to such indignities as rehearsing Shakespeare in a barn. But, among the enthusiastic locals, he slowly comes to rethink some of his assumptions and look at life in a whole new way.
DESCRIPTION OF CHARACTERS
JEFFERSON STEELE - A fading Hollywood star who is arrogant, insecure, brash, gauche,
demanding, vulnerable and ultimately aware of his own absurdity.
•DOROTHY NETTLE - Director of the Stratford Players and the moving force behind keeping the theatre alive. Her sweet and accommodating manner conceals her inner steel.
JESSICA STEELE - Jefferson's teenage daughter, who has been neglected by her Hollywood star father and now wants to make him pay for it.
NIGEL DEWBURY - Solicitor and leading light of the Stratford Players. Pompous, stuck-up and self-regarding, he believes he is the star of the show, and should play all the leading roles. Healso fancies his romantic chances with Dorothy.
MARY PLUNKETT - Owner of the Rectory bed and breakfast. Jolly, generous and an
unashamedly adoring Jefferson Steele fan -- although somewhat confused about which roles he played in his films, and how keen he is on her.
DENIS DOBBINS - Handyman and village Mr. Fixit. Avuncular though slightly dull, Denis is star-struck by Jefferson and fancies heading up his entourage of one.
LAUREN BELL - Thirty-something marketing executive former physiotherapist and the sponsor's wife. Passionate about the arts and smarter than her husband allows her to be, she's treated as a bimbo because of her looks
NOTE: All successful auditionees are required to pay a SHOW FEE of £35
You will be informed as to when this is to be paid by the director.
The Show Fee is split between, your rehearsal hall fees, script hire fee, teas/coffee, biscuits.
The show fee can be paid in 3 instalments if requested.
Failure to pay may jeopardise your participation in the production.
Audition Pieces
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